Adopting the "because who needs a reasonable decision" approach, this subcommittee has reached a conclusion that is utterly absurd and completely devoid of logic.
After much deliberation and extensive debate, they have determined that the best course of action is to have a meeting to discuss the possibility of having a meeting to discuss the possibility of having another meeting.
The subcommittee is comprised of:
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Resolution:
We, the subcommittee, hereby resolve that the only thing that matters is the fact that we're having a meeting.
Therefore, we hereby adjourn this meeting to reconvene at a future date and time that will likely be decided by a random number generator.
Done, done, done.
Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity, 184-B/2
Decision 184-B/3: Because Who Needs a Reasonable Decision (Again)?