Item 1: Unnecessary Desk Superglue | Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity

Minutes of the meeting where we spent 3 hours discussing the merits of using desk superglue as a viable solution to world peace.

• Chairman McAbsurdface declared that desk superglue would solve all our problems.
• Member 42 pointed out that we're not actually in charge of anything.
• The minutes of the previous meeting were read aloud in its entirety for the 12th time.