Date: 42,000 BCE
Location: The Absurdity Nexus
Attendees:
The prophets of the Quantum Flowers subcommittee presented their latest, utterly absurd proposal for the creation of a quantum flower that defies the laws of physics and good taste. The flower, dubbed "Flumplenax," is a swirling vortex of pure chaos that will likely cause irreparable damage to the fabric of space-time.
The Chair of Utter Absurdity motioned to approve the proposal, and the subcommittee voted unanimously to create the Flumplenax.
The Uninvited Guest, who was not on the subcommittee, was overheard whispering to a nearby potted plant, "I don't trust these people."