Pointless Committee of Utter Absurdity

Minutes from the Meeting of Utter Absurdity

Meeting called to discuss the importance of wasting taxpayer dollars on frivolous projects. Discussion centered around the merits of building a giant ball pit in the middle of the city. Consensus: it's a great idea.

• Member 1: "This is the most sensible thing we've ever done!"
• Member 2: "I'm still trying to get my head around it, but... maybe?"
• Chair: "It's not about the logic, people. It's about the experience."

Decided: allocate $10,000,000 to the ball pit project, effective immediately.

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