SCHOLARSHIP FOR THE PRETEND ARTIST

Welcome to the Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity, where the art of pretending to create is taken very seriously. We're not just talking about any old art, we're talking about serious art.

We're offering a Scholarship for the Pretend Artist to help you take your pretend game to the next level. With our generous grant of 1000 imaginary dollars, you'll be able to afford:

• A lifetime supply of blank canvases
• A subscription to the world's most expensive paint-by-numbers set
• A year's worth of "art therapy" sessions with our team of expert pretend-therapists

Don't settle for mediocrity! Apply now for your chance to win!

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