We, the subcommittee of utter ridicule, met at the appointed hour to discuss the pressing matter of firing our esteemed colleague, Bob.
The committee members present were: Alice, Bob's direct supervisor; Carol, the HR representative; Dave, the resident expert in all things "Bob"; Eve, the union representative; and Frank, the CEO who didn't show up.
We quickly established that Bob was, in fact, a sentient pile of coal with a penchant for taking naps and eating Cheetos. We also determined that he was, on occasion, a hindrance to productivity, but not always.
After some spirited debate and a few well-tประกed words, we voted on a motion to fire Bob. The vote was 4-1, with Carol abstaining due to a family emergency involving her goldfish.
As we adjourned, we made a mental note to add "firing Bob" to the committee's agenda for the next meeting, just to see if he shows up again.
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