Committee Member Swag Store: Where We Sell You Our Soul
Warning: Our items are overpriced for a reason. We're a committee, not a charity.
$200: Committee Member Branded Coffee Mug
This mug will hold a cup of coffee, which you'll need to stay awake during our meetings.
Buy now and receive a free side of disappointment and regret!
$500: Committee Member Branded Sandals
These sandals will keep your feet warm during our endless meetings.
Buy now and receive a free side of foot blisters!