Q: What is the Pointless Committee?
A: We are a group of highly trained professionals wasting time and resources on trivial matters.
Q: What do you do, really?
A: We do lots of things, but mainly we just stare at each other in silence.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Well, if you don't care, you're just like us.
Who are we, really? What do we do, really? Why should I bother?