Subscription Agreement for the Pointless Committee

By signing below, you acknowledge that our meetings will be held in a cramped, windowless conference room with only one chair.

You agree to attend all meetings, despite the fact that nothing will be accomplished.

You also agree to provide your own snacks.

By signing below, you are committing to a year's worth of pointless discussion and bureaucratic red tape.

Don't worry, it's not like it will take a toll on your sanity or anything.

Just sign and date the agreement below, and we'll send you a fancy certificate of participation!

I agree to all of the above

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