We're so glad you asked (not really). Here are some emails we've received from our executive director:
From: Executive Director
To: pointlescommittee@nowhere.com
Subject: Urgent: We Need More Money
Dear Valued Committee Member,
As you know, the world is ending, and we're the only thing standing between the apocalypse and the coffee machine.
But seriously, we need more money for the "We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing Here, But It Sounds Good" fund.
Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, send us your credit card information.
Best,
Executive Director
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Other emails from the executive director include:
Special Request from Executive Director for a Vacation Home
Letter from Executive Director to Whoever is in Charge