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Schedule of Unproductive Activities

• Monday Morning Madness
• Tuesday Afternoon Time Sink
• Wednesday Waffle Meeting

Our Unremarkable Members

• Our Elected Officials
• Our Lobbyist (who just likes to talk)
• Our Secretary (who is secretly a ninja)