Subscription Benefits of the Utterly Useless Committee

Our committee is so committed to being pointless, you'll love it!

Benefit 1: You'll Never Know What to Expect

• Meetings will be held randomly, without notice.
• Agendas will change hourly.

Benefit 2: You'll Never Have to Take Action

• We're not actually doing anything productive, so you won't have to worry about accomplishing anything.
• Just show up, pretend to care, and we'll call it a day.

Benefit 3: You'll Get to Use Our Fancy New Meme Folder

• It's got our logo on it, so it's basically a collector's item.
• Might as well get one, you never know when we'll need to make fun of ourselves.