Q: Why should I subscribe?
A: Because our subscription model is a clever ruse to extract money from you while providing nothing of value in return. It's like a pyramid scheme, but less pyramid-y.
What are the benefits of subscribing?
None. You will experience a sense of mild existential dread and the occasional pop-up ad.
Can I unsubscribe?
Only after you've paid a small fee for the privilege. It's like a membership fee for the membership club of being free.
Is my subscription secure?
Sort of. Our servers are hosted in a bunker deep beneath a mountain, where the only threat is the occasional rodent infestation.