Subscriptions to Spend More Money on Our Committee

Join the ranks of the truly committed!

For the low, low price of $19.99/month, you too can be a part of our illustrious committee! Enjoy:

• Unlimited access to our committee meetings, which we'll hold at a fancy conference room in a nearby hotel
• A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, which will be filled to the brim with committee meeting minutes and the minutes of other committees
• Exclusive access to our private online forum, where you can discuss the finer points of committee procedure with fellow subscribers
• A personalized certificate of participation, which you can hang on your wall to impress your friends and family

But wait, there's more! For an additional $9.99/month, you can upgrade to our Premium Subscription and receive:

• A complimentary lunch with a member of the committee, which we'll eat in a nearby McDonald's
• A personalized autographed photo of a committee member, which we'll send to you via email
• A 10% discount on all committee-branded merchandise, which we'll sell to you at inflated prices