Item 1: Discuss and vote on the merits of our trophy case. Is it a good use of resources? Should we get a new one that's even more pointlessly ornate?
Item 2: Decide on which committee member gets to display their collection of antique doorknobs on the conference table.
Item 3: Debate the importance of having a 'World's Okayest Golfer' trophy. Is it a worthy addition to our collection?
Item 4: Vote on whether to have a siesta or not. Because, you know, it's Tuesday.
Item 5: Discuss the ethics of displaying a 'I'm with stupid' sign on the conference room door. Is it a form of passive-aggressive communication?
Item 6: Decide on the best way to dispose of last week's stale donuts. Should we have a ceremonial 'stale donut burning' or just toss them in the trash?