Award #1: The Golden Toaster

The Golden Toaster is awarded to the individual who has demonstrated exceptional skill in the art of staring at a wall for an extended period of time.

Recipients:

Bob Smith (2018)
Jane Doe (2020)
John Doe (2021)

Eligibility:

To be eligible for the Golden Toaster award, one must have stared at a wall for at least 30 minutes without blinking.

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