Welcome to the second installment of our annual awards ceremony, where we celebrate the art of doing the bare minimum. Our judges have carefully selected the following winners for their outstanding achievement in the field of procrastination.
John D. is a master of doing nothing. He can waste hours scrolling through social media, playing video games, or just staring out the window. His ability to do the minimum is a true inspiration to us all.
Jane E. takes the art of procrastination to new heights. Whether she's "researching" on Wikipedia or "reorganizing" her sock drawer, she always finds new ways to avoid actual work.
Stay tuned for next year's awards ceremony, where we'll be celebrating our winners in the categories of "Best Use of Excuses" and "Best Procrastination-related Injury".