Most Likely to Procrastinate (MLTP) 2019 Award Winners
In a year marked by unprecedented levels of inaction, the following individuals have proven themselves to be the epitome of productivity avoidance.
- John "The King of Procrastination" Smith for his record-breaking ability to stare at a blank Word document for 8 hours straight
- Jane "The Browser Refresh Queen" Doe for her unparalleled expertise in refreshing the same webpage 37 times in under 5 minutes
- Tony "The Netflix Navigator" Johnson for his remarkable skill in watching the same episode of his favorite show 12 times in a row without ever actually getting bored
View the full list of nominees here.
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