Our Notably Unimpressive Trophies

Our CEO's Favorite Pencil

We found this pencil in a janitor's closet.

The World's Most Unimpressive Desk Calendar

We got this from our grandma.

Our Intern's Unfinished Art Project

It's still in the fridge.

Our CFO's Unimpressive Tie Collection

They're all from the 80s.

Our CEO's Unimpressive Parking Ticket

It's from 1998.

Our Intern's Unimpressive Lunchbox

We found it in the break room.

There are 7 of these unimpressive trophies, each one more underwhelming than the last. Click on any to see more of our questionable achievements.