Submissions
This is where the magic happens! We're looking for your most creative, most useless, and most utterly pointless trophies. If your submission meets our high standards, you might just win a shiny new trophy to display on your mantle, or in your trophy cabinet, or on your desk, or in your brain... who knows?
Trophy #1: The "I Participated in a Meeting" Trophy
This prestigious trophy is awarded to those who have managed to sit through a meeting without falling asleep, despite the presenter's best efforts to lull the audience into a coma.
Trophy #2: The "I Ate the Free Donuts" Trophy
This coveted trophy is awarded to those who have successfully consumed at least 3 donuts from the break room vending machine without getting caught, or without getting crumbs on the conference table.