The Pointless Committee: Trophy Gallery prophets of Safety Net Mishaps
Submissions are now open for the 2023 Safety Net Mishaps Awards, celebrating the year's most creative uses of a well-placed trampoline in the workplace.
Rules and Regulations, because you want to know the fine print, apparently.
Submit Your Entry, and bask in the glory of your own incompetence.
Jury and Criteria, where the judges are as impartial as a blindfolded toddler at a piñata party.
Safety Net Mishaps Hall of Shame
Some notable mishaps from previous years:
- The 2019 incident where John, our fearless leader, got his tie caught in a safety net while trying to make a dramatic exit.
- The 2020 debacle where we accidentally ordered 500 safety nets for a conference that only had 10 attendees.
- The 2022 fiasco where our IT department accidentally set off the fire suppression system with a well-placed safety net mishap.
Don't be a hero, be a safety net mishap master. Submit your entry today and join the ranks of the Pointless Committee's Safety Net Mishaps Hall of Shame!
Previous Winners for inspiration, if you will.
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