The Trophy Trove: A Collection of Utterly Pointless Awards

Welcome to the most lavish, unnecessary, and utterly pointless awards in the land. Where else can you find a trophy for "Best Use of Jell-O in a Salad"?

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Trophy #4: The Golden Sausage

This trophy is for the person who best utilizes sausage in a non-traditional way. Whether it's in a salad, on a pizza, or as a garnish for your morning coffee, this trophy celebrates the true art of sausage innovation.

Awarded to: Bob Smith, for his daring use of sausage in a breakfast burrito

Presented by: The Pointless Committee of Utterly Useless Awards

Donations for this award are gratefully accepted. Please send checks to the address below:

pointlessawards@jello.com

Or, if you'd like to make a donation and receive a FREE Golden Sausage trophy of your own, please send $100 to the address below:

pointlessawards@jello.com

Disclaimer: The Pointless Committee of Utterly Useless Awards is a 501(c)3 organization, but we're not really. Just kidding. We're actually a bunch of slackers with a love for bad taste.