Lunch Break with Squirrel

Today's agenda: Eating all the acorns.

We will discuss the Velo-Critter Protocol, a groundbreaking method of squirreling while riding a unicycle. It's a game-changer.

We will be eating an assortment of nuts, seeds, and perhaps some berries, all while maintaining a 5:1 ratio of squirreling to unicycling.

Don't forget to bring your best squirrel impression for our annual Squirrelington Awards!

Squirrelington Awards | Velo-Critter Protocol