Who Should Get the Bacon Cheeseburger Fund?

The committee has been tasked with deciding who should receive the prestigious Bacon Cheeseburger Fund.

After careful consideration, the committee has narrowed it down to three candidates:

• Brian, the IT Guy: He's the only one who still eats Cheetos with the wrapper on. More info
• Liz, the Marketing Manager: She's been known to spend $50 on artisanal cat food. See also
• Dave, the Intern: He still lives with his parents and eats ramen noodles three meals a day. Pity him

Who do you think deserves the Bacon Cheeseburger Fund?