We're still waiting for the fiscal team to get their act together.
It's not because we're incompetent, it's just that the printer jammed... again.
But seriously, it's because we're waiting on some numbers from the finance team. They seem to have misplaced their calculators. Again.
If you're looking for our previous reports, they're probably in the "Lost and Found" box in the conference room.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try here.