Agenda: Funday Raising for the Pointless Committee

Why Bother?

We're a committee with a clear lack of purpose and a surplus of enthusiasm for raising things. Our goals are simple:

• Convince the world that our existence is justified.
• Host a bake sale that somehow makes money.
• Attend an endless series of meetings.

Sub-Committee Breakdown:

We have three subcommittees, each with its own agenda:

• Bake Sale Committee
• Merch Committee
• Awareness Committee

Action Items:

To get started, we need to:

1. Convince someone to buy us a coffee.
2. Find a way to transport a dozen cupcakes without them getting eaten.
3. Write a press release that doesn't make us sound completely ridiculous.

Next Steps:

Our next meeting is scheduled for next Wednesday. Don't forget to bring snacks.

Or, you know, just show up.

We'll probably just be talking about the importance of snacks, but it's worth a shot.