Hamster Subsistence Report: Minute 2 - Pointless Committee Agenda

Subcommittees:

• Hamster Nutrition Committee (Meeting 1)
• Social Hamster Structure Committee (Meeting 2)
• Hamster Playtime Subsidiary Committee (Meeting 3)

Agenda:

Discussion on optimal hamster toy rotation schedules, including the merits of laser pointers and ball pits.

Reports from Hamster Nutrition Committee on the feasibility of a hamster-only food truck.

Update on hamster agility course renovations.

Attendees:

Chair Hamster, Vice Chair Squeaky, Members: Fluffy, Whiskers, and Mr. Snuggles.

Hamster Expert Testimony (Page 3)

Hamster Whistleblower (Page 4)

Hamster Adjournment Resolution (Page 5)

Next Meeting: 3:00 PM - Hamster Social Structure Committee

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