Secret Meeting Notes
Date: 23rd of February, 2023
Agenda Item 1: "What to do with all the extra staplers"
Action Item 1: Acquire more staplers
Discussion: We discussed the stapler conundrum at length, but ultimately decided to table the discussion.
Next Steps:
- Send out a team of highly-trained, highly-armed mercenaries to negotiate with Staple, Inc.
- Develop an action plan for the impending Stapler Uprising
Adjournment: 4:00PM - 4:05PM. Lunch Break: 12:00PM - 1:00PM.
Confidentiality Level: Top Secret