Pointless Committee Agenda - Item 1: The Committee Chairs' Hairpiece

Item 2: The Committee Chairs' Toupee

Agenda Item 1: A discussion on the optimal placement of hairpieces for committee chairs to ensure maximum dashing effect.

Subitem 1.1: Debate on whether to prioritize the bouffant or the pompadour.

Subitem 1.2: Analysis of hairpiece sizes and their correlation to chairperson authority.

Meeting Notes:

Next meeting: To be determined. Probably next Thursday. Unless someone gets a good haircut.