Pointless Committee: Agenda for Item 2 - The Secretary's Inefficiencies

Minutes from the Last Meeting:

Discussion of the importance of procrastination in modern society.

Resolution 1: We shall make more excuses for our procrastination.

1. Discuss the merits of napping in the office.

2. Debate the optimal number of coffee breaks.

As a seasoned secretary, I have noticed the following inefficiencies:

1. My keyboard is covered in sticky notes.

2. My desk is a graveyard of forgotten coffee cups.

3. I can never find the stapler.