Resolution 1: Declare All Pigeons Officially Magical
Resolution 2: Establish Pigeon-Friendly Public Toilets
Resolution 3: Mandate Standardized Pigeon Pecking Patterns
Resolution 4: Create Official Pigeon Whistle Registry
Resolution 5: Pigeon Unionization Act of 2023

Committee Meeting 123: Decisions

Minutes of the meeting, as recorded by the Committee's Official Scribe:

Chairperson Pigeonworth declared the meeting open with a loud "Squawk!"

After a brief discussion, the committee voted on the resolutions above.

Resolution 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 were all passed with flying colors!

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