Motto Review Committee 456: A Committee of Utter Pointlessness

Agenda:

Our agenda is a carefully crafted schedule of doing nothing, accomplishing nothing, and debating the meaning of nothing in particular.

Today's agenda includes:

Item 1: Discuss the importance of staring at the wall for 4 hours and 32 minutes.
Item 2: Vote on the merits of a 5-hour meeting with no actual decisions made.
Item 3: Debate the definition of 'nothing' with our esteemed member, Professor Nothingness.

Tomorrow: "The Art of Doing Nothing" - A 6-hour workshop on the art of achieving nothing in particular.

Next week: "The Science of Doing Nothing" - A 12-hour conference on the physics of inertia.