Pointless Committee - Mandarin Debate: The Agenda
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Welcome and Sycophancy
- 9:15 AM - Mandarin Debate: The Art of Saying Nothing
- 10:00 AM - Break: Free Time for Self-Indulgence
- 10:30 AM - Committee Member's Favorite Hobby: Collecting Pencils
- 11:15 AM - Lunch: Overpriced Sandwiches and Canned Laughter
- 11:45 AM - The Ethics of Procrastination: A Discussion
- 12:30 PM - Adjournment: Because We Ran Out of Donuts
Microwaveable Technology: The Future of Meetings
Senior Officer Misconduct: A Concerning Trend