Pointless Committee - Mandarin Debate: The Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Welcome and Sycophancy
• 9:15 AM - Mandarin Debate: The Art of Saying Nothing
• 10:00 AM - Break: Free Time for Self-Indulgence
• 10:30 AM - Committee Member's Favorite Hobby: Collecting Pencils
• 11:15 AM - Lunch: Overpriced Sandwiches and Canned Laughter
• 11:45 AM - The Ethics of Procrastination: A Discussion
• 12:30 PM - Adjournment: Because We Ran Out of Donuts