Pointless Committee: Agenda

Today's Agenda

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Committee Chair's Coffee
• 9:30 AM - Inane Discussion on the Meaning of Life
• 10:30 AM - Unanimous Decision to Do Absolutely Nothing
• 11:30 AM - Lunch Break: Eat Pizza and Complain
• 12:30 PM - Unproductive Meeting with the Intern

Subcommittees

• Subcommittee on Sarcasm
• Subcommittee on Napping
• Subcommittee on Procrastination