Member McSquint arrived fashionably late, citing "sudden onset of existential dread" as the reason for delay.
After a spirited discussion, consensus was reached that procrastination is, in fact, the best use of one's time.
A heated debate ensued, with some committee members arguing that the dust from the Cheetos factory was a health hazard, while others insisted it was a "necessary evil" in the pursuit of productivity.
Resolution: The committee voted 5-2 in favor of Cheetos in the break room, pending further study on the effects of cheese dust on the local ecosystem.