Pointless Committee on Totally Unimportant Matters

Agenda Item 14-00-00: The Unnecessary Meeting of the Century

Because who needs to actually accomplish something?

Agenda item 14-00-00: Discussion on the Futility of Friday Afternoon Meetings.

Subcommittee: "The Committee to Determine the Color of the Sky on a Cloudy Day"

Subcommittee Chair: Bob from HR

Subcommittee Members: John from Accounting, Jane from Marketing, and Steve from IT

Meeting Objectives: None

Meeting Duration: 3 hours, because that's a whole lotta time

Meeting Agenda Items:

Item 1: "The Importance of Having a Meeting to Discuss How Unimportant This Meeting Is"
Item 2: "The Futility of Trying to Decide on Anything"
Item 3: "The Unnecessary Use of PowerPoint for a 3-Hour Meeting"
Item 4: "The Joy of Staring Out the Window for 2 Hours"
Item 5: "The Agony of Being Forced to Listen to Bob from HR's Presentation on 'The History of Meeting Minutes'"