The Committee of Utter Pointlessness has convened to tackle the pressing issue of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Proposed by Chairperson McSquint, this agenda item seeks to codify the art of doing nothing in a way that is so mind-numbingly dull, it's actually sort of interesting.
Subitem 1: Theoretical Foundations of Pointlessness Subitem 2: Experimental Prototypes of Nothingness