Welcome to the most underwhelming experience of your day. I am the secretary of the Committee of Pointless Deliberation, here to guide you through the most thrilling agenda you'll ever attend.
As the self-proclaimed Secretary of this esteemed committee, I've managed to convince my fellow members that our meetings are actually a thing, despite our best efforts to avoid actual progress.
Stay tuned for the most uneventful experience of your life!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try:
Witness the aftermath of an email chain of events gone wrong
Or, for the truly brave:
Uncover the shocking truth about my identity (spoiler: I have a mustache)