POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA 001

MEETING AGENDA FOR THE MOST USELESS COMMITTEE IN THE LAND

9:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Introduction and awkward small talk
9:10 AM - 10:00 AM: Debate the importance of proper stapler placement
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Lunch break (for those who brought a lunch)
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Brainstorm ways to waste more taxpayer dollars
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Conclusion and adjournment

MEMBERS PRESENT:

MEMBERS ABSENT: