MEETING AGENDA

• Meeting 1: The Importance of Doing Something
• Meeting 2: Discussing Deadlines (Again)
• Meeting 3: Making Decisions (But Not Really)
• Meeting 4: Debriefing (But Only for the Sake of It)
• Meeting 5: Another Deadline (Because We Love Deadlines)
• Meeting 6: More Deadlines (Because We're Addicted)
• Meeting 7: One More Deadline (We're Almost Done)
• Meeting 8: The Final Deadline (But Don't Count On It)

MEETING NOTES:

• Pointless discussion about the meaning of life.
• Unanimous agreement that we'll never meet again.
• Decision to eat more donuts.