Meeting 002: The Most Uninspiring Meeting of the Season

Agenda for the Most Underwhelming Meeting of the Year

10:00am - 10:30am: Welcome and introductions
10:30am - 11:30am: Review of last week's minutes (that nobody read minimalist report)
11:30am - 12:30pm: Discussion of new ideas (that will never happen)
12:30pm - 1:30pm: Lunch break (for eating stale crackers)
1:30pm - 2:30pm: More review of last week's minutes (because who doesn't love repetition?}