Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Minutes - 2022-02-15

Item 1: The Inflated Sense of Self-Importance

The chairperson, Bertrand, opened the meeting by extolling the virtues of the committee's own greatness. Members were in attendance, including Bertrand's trusty sidekick, Bernie, and Barry, the self-proclaimed "expert" on all things committee-related.

View Item 2: The Inadequate Coffee Machine

Item 2: The Inadequate Coffee Machine

Discussion centered around the committee's coffee machine, which was deemed "adequately functional" by Barry, but "utterly insufficient" by Bertrand.

View Item 3: The Unnecessary Budget Meeting

Meeting adjourned, with a sense of mild accomplishment.