Attendees:
Action Items:
It was determined that 42 was the correct answer to the first action item. However, the discussion on the second action item devolved into a heated argument over whether 3 or 5 was the optimal number.
Bob, the Unpaid Intern, was seen whispering to Jim, the Guy Who Always Has a Cold, during the vote on the best pizza topping, but their conversation was not disclosed to the rest of the committee.
The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM, with the committee members deciding to reconvene at a later date to continue the discussion.
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