Minutes from the meeting that nobody attended.
Meeting 5, Minute 3: The committee has collectively decided to do nothing.
Discussion:
Member 1: "What's the point_goals of this committee again?"
Member 2: "I thought it was to make decisions."
Member 1: "Nope, that's what the other committee is for."
Next Item: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"
Decision: To investigate further.
Adjournment: 3:45 PM - still on the clock.