Pointless Committee Meeting Agenda - Today's Agenda

10:00am - Arrival of Committee Members (optional)

10:05am - Welcome and Introductions (because we all hate small talk)

10:15am - Discussion of the Committee's Existence (is it really needed?)

Minute Pauses for Cautionary Statements

Debating Whether or Not to Debate

Committee Members Are Expected to Be On Time (Ha!)

12:00pm - Lunch Break (for those who can afford_goals)

1:00pm - Conclusion and Final Thoughts (if we can remember them)