Meeting Minutes:
- 09:00 AM - Meeting starts, people slowly arrive, still trying to get coffee.
- 09:05 AM - Chairperson tries to remember what the meeting is about, still stuck in 2022.
- 09:10 AM - First agenda item: "What to do with the stapler?" - long discussion, no resolution.
- 10:00 AM - Second agenda item: "Who ate the last donut in the break room?" - security breach protocols reviewed, no one speaks up.
- 11:30 AM - Third agenda item: "Why is the stapler still not working?" - technical support on speed-dial.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break - still trying to figure out where the cafeteria is.
Next Meeting: February 8, 2024