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Meeting Minutes for Committee of Utterly Useless Pursuits (Committee of Utter Uselessness)

Meeting ID: 2022-01-15-001

Attendees: 3 (Chairperson McFluff, Vice Chairperson Glitter, and Secretary Flibber)

Objective: Discuss the feasibility of implementing a national holiday in honor of procrastination.

Agenda: 1. Procrastination Day, 2. Procrastination Methods, 3. Procrastination Consequences, 4. Procrastination Benefits.

Meeting Notes:

  1. The committee discussed the merits of Procrastination Day, deciding it's a great idea but can't agree on a date.
  2. Vice Chairperson Glitter argued for the first Tuesday in April, Chairperson McFluff suggested the last Tuesday in November.
  3. Secretary Flibber suggested we just have Procrastination Day every day.

Next Steps:

  1. Form an ad-hoc committee to investigate further.
  2. Consult with experts in the field of doing-nothing-ism.
  3. Send out a press release announcing the committee's findings.

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