Meeting Minutes from the Abyss

Agenda Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life Read the minutes from the previous meeting

Agenda Item 2: Debate the futility of existence View the infinite loop of despair

Agenda Item 3: Eat a snack Order food from the vending machine

Agenda Item 4: Discuss the meaning of "nothing" Consult the ancient tomes of nihilism

Agenda Item 5: Decide on the fate of humanity Cast a vote in the abyssal polls

Adjournment Proceed to the nearest existential crisis

Special Note: Meetings of this committee are subject to the whims of the abyss