Present:
- Chairperson, Bob Johnson
- Vice-Chair, Jane Smith
- Treasury, John Doe
Topic: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising
Summary:
- The Great Sock Puppet Uprising is a phenomenon where socks have gained sentience and are now demanding equal rights and representation.
- Chairperson, Bob Johnson, expressed concern that the uprising may be a threat to global footwear stability.
- Vice-Chair, Jane Smith, suggested that we should "just give the socks some autonomy" and "let them have their own sock-puppet government."
Decisions:
- We will send a delegation to negotiate with the sentient socks.
- We will allocate $10,000 to the Sock Puppet Uprising Response Team (SPURT).