Pointless Committee Agenda - Ugly Carpet Outrage

Meeting Minutes - Session 1: The Carpet of Shame

The committee convened at 3:14 PM on Thursday, with a full house of 5 members present. The meeting was called to order by Chairwoman Bertha Krupke at 3:15 PM.

Item 1: The Ugly Carpet

• Member Robert Krupke brought forth a petition to banish the ugly carpet that has been afflicting the office.
• Member Emily Krupke countered with a passionate speech about the carpet's sentimental value.
• After a 3-hour debate, the motion to banish the carpet failed 4-1.

Next Meeting: To Be Determined